Da Gardens


The pumpkin Vs the bean trellis.

Fall changes.

Going to seed.

Harvest time with Ryan.

Things get a little weird.

Midsummer corn massacre.

The garden spring/summer 2014.

In the beginning:

I have never understood lawns and I never will.  I’m ok with this.  I gather from the millions of beautified manicured expanses surrounding houses across the country that there are many people who could never understand my stance as well.  That’s fine.  They can keep their pesticides and riding mowers (which apparently you can get a DUI on), we will use the space to grow food, thank you very much.

We got married on the property in the fall, before we started the war on the sea of grass that encompassed the house when we move in.

We found the rocks on the property and thought how fortunate there are enough here to make the circle…little did we know the mountain-sized pain the ass rocks would become in the spring
circle garden winter
Winter came … and took its sweet time going away.

We got impatient- big surprise.  So we did what we could do to prepare. We may actually have done a bit too much.

Got seeds? All organic all the time.
In the very top right-hand corner you can see white through the window. It’s snow. We probably could have waited, but didn’t. You always have to be prepared!

garden 2

As we turned the soil an amazing thing happened- we found a rock! Then another and another and WTF! The ground here appears to grow the mother fuckers.  Some of them are big too! Like someone buried a VW bug in your yard. The front of the property was no better.

5X15 feet of dirt and a metric ass load of not just rocks, BOULDERS.  So I started a pile and called "shit I'm not going to move"
5X15 feet of dirt and a metric ass load of not just rocks, but BOULDERS. So I started a pile and called “shit I’m not going to move”

It made for slow going, but by the end of the summer we had started four different locations all around the yard. Since it was our first year we wanted to see how the sun tracked when the forest filled in etc… We were pleasantly surprised.

Late Spring
Late Spring
Summer- you will notice all the stupid grass trying to keep living … stupid grass.
Getting there
Getting there
Giggidy giggidy, alreigh.  Garden porn.
Giggidy giggidy, allright. Garden porn.

The front garden did really well till the chickens realized that vines are DELICIOUS! The poor little pumpkins, squash and cucumbers kept trying to run away, but the chickens were faster.  Next year, we’ll put up a fence we hope will give the chickens a big chunk of the yard that DOES NOT include my garden.

Look MORE rocks!
Look! MORE rocks!
Look they think they are going to make it…so cute.
Look- they think they are going to make it … so cute.
Still trying.
Still trying. It was shortly after this the chickens discovered how amazing the blossoms and leaves were.

We got a few surprises the first year, like the wild strawberries that grow on the back hill.

So cute!
So cute!

 Also I discovered I have a ‘thing’ for moss. I may need to seek professional help in the coming years.  Until then though, I often collect it from all around and arrange it in ways that please me.  Because I can.

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We grew a lot of morning glories, before we realized that are poisonous, so I spent most of the fall picking as many seed pods as I could so the chickens would not get a hold go them and trip their little feathers off.

So pretty and so toxic :(
So pretty and so toxic 😦

The giant sunflowers on the other hand are actually edible- in fact, I think every thing in our yard got some but us.

The surrounding woods gave us a few more surprises, like Lady Slippers and an amazing variety of mushrooms.

Off the property but near by we found lady slippers, like a lot of them.
Off the property, but nearby we found lady slippers … like, a lot of them.
For a few weeks they were everywhere.
For a few weeks they were everywhere.


5 Comments on “Da Gardens

    • A beautiful forest. Looks a little familiar. Chuckle. Morning Glories are highly invasive, btw. As if you don’t know by now. 🙂 Beautiful but a strangler!! Happy spring.


      • They are my one of my only nonnative-invasive vices… I love forget me nots too (I have not planted any) but I saw how they took over back home, such a beautiful disaster :/


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