When life gives an ‘arctic blast,’ make a wicked dirty Maine-tini and repeat till warm.

Supplies:

A night without kids, snow and a mason jar.

Recipe:

1……………………. jar of tightly packed, fresh Maine snow

1/2 jar…………..…olive juice

3……………………olives

1/2 jar …………….cocktail onion juice

2………………..…..cocktail onions

Add as much vodka as necessary (I would not presume to tell you how much to drink or not drink)

There you have it.

Crank up the fire and “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” That is, until the roads get bad and you run out of vodka.  Then shit gets real and I realize I need to teach Isis to pull a sled.  Can you get a DUI if the dog is sober?  I will have to cut her off early.

Stay warm!

One Comment on “When life gives an ‘arctic blast,’ make a wicked dirty Maine-tini and repeat till warm.”

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